do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
people used to have to paint their own selfies
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i litereally havent stopped laughing for the past 5 years because now i know why Harry keeps wearing those hats and its not because hes hipster its because his head is a birds nest
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
(Source: adrians1)
